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Tuesday, September 02, 2008, 12:37 PM
jokes
Unlit CigarBill was visiting a friend in the hospital. He had recently quit smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A woman on the elevator said to him with a snarl, "Sir! There's no smoking in here!"
'I'm not smoking lady." replied Bill.
"But you have a cigar in your mouth!" the woman said.
"Lady," Bill answered, "I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse!"