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Joke1:
This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks
"Granny, can you show me a magic trick?"
"No dear, but I think your grand father knows one."
So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks
"Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?"
The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!"
So the little girl jumps on his lap.
"Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa,
"Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"
Joke2:
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes.
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."